Cream cheeses
The Laughing Cow Original
8
Score
- Ultra-processed
- High in salt
- High in saturated fat
- Seed-oil free
Why it scores 63
The Laughing Cow Original scores 63 out of 100 (Good) under GoodSwap’s published rules. What moved the score most:
- minus 18 points Ultra-processed (NOVA 4): Classified NOVA 4: made with industrial ingredients and additives. Strong
- minus 7 points Salt 2.1 g / 100 g: Very high in salt. Strong
- minus 4.5 points Saturated fat 13.2 g / 100 g: High in saturated fat. Counted at half for this whole-food category. Strong
Every line of the math is on The Receipt below, with its evidence tier and sources.
Better spreadable cheese
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The same kind of product, at least 10 points higher, sold in the US. Never paid placements.
The Receipt
Original
Ingredients
- Milk protein concentrate / isolate minus 2.5 points
- Sodium hexametaphosphate minus 2.5 points
- Calcium phosphate minus 2.5 points
Processing
- Ultra-processed (NOVA 4) minus 18 points
- 2 kinds of ultra-processing markers minus 1.5 points
Nutrition per 100 g
- Saturated fat 13.2 g / 100 g minus 4.5 points
- Salt 2.1 g / 100 g minus 7 points
- Energy 237 kcal / 100 g minus 0.5 points
- Protein 10.5 g / 100 g plus 2 points
100 − 37 = 63
Can’t score above 79. High in fat, saturated fat and salt (above the front-of-pack "high" level). [6]
Nutrition per 100 g
| Energy | 237 kcal |
|---|---|
| Fat | 18.4 g |
| Saturated fat | 13.2 g |
| Trans fat | 0 g |
| Carbohydrates | 5.3 g |
| Sugars | 5.3 g |
| Added sugars | 0 g |
| Fiber | 0 g |
| Protein | 10.5 g |
| Salt | 2.1 g |
Serving: 1 wedge (19 g)
Ingredients
- CHEDDAR
- SEMISOFT (not recognized)
- SWISS CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK AND PART-SKIM MILK, CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES)
- WHEY
- MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE
- BUTTER (CREAM)
- WATER
- SKIM MILK
- SODIUM POLYPHOSPHATE
- EACH: TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE
- CITRIC ACID
- MILK FAT
- SALT
- VITAMINS (CHOLECALCIFEROL [VITAMIN D] AND VITAMIN A ACETATE)
Label text, as published
CHEDDAR, SEMISOFT, AND SWISS CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK AND PART-SKIM MILK, CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES), WHEY, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, BUTTER (CREAM), WATER, SKIM MILK, SODIUM POLYPHOSPHATE, LESS THAN 2% OF EACH: TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE, CITRIC ACID, MILK FAT, SALT, VITAMINS (CHOLECALCIFEROL [VITAMIN D] AND VITAMIN A ACETATE)
Allergens and diets
Contains: Milk
- Not vegan
- Palm-oil-free
Always check the package: recipes change.
Sources
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EFSA issues new advice on phosphates
“We estimated that dietary exposure to phosphates may exceed the new ADI for infants, toddlers and children with average consumption of phosphates in their diet.”
efsa.europa.eu
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Saturated fatty acid and trans-fatty acid intake for adults and children: WHO guideline
“WHO recommends that adults and children reduce saturated fatty acid intake to 10% of total energy intake (strong recommendation).”
who.int
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“For adults, WHO recommends less than 2000 mg/day of sodium (equivalent to less than 5 g/day salt), or just under a teaspoon.”
who.int
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Dietary Guidelines for Americans, 2025–2030
“Limit foods and beverages that include artificial flavors, petroleum-based dyes, artificial preservatives, and low-calorie non-nutritive sweeteners.”
cdn.realfood.gov
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“Table 3: Criteria for drinks (per 100ml)”
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk
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“Greater exposure to ultra-processed food was associated with a higher risk of adverse health outcomes, especially cardiometabolic, common mental disorder, and mortality outcomes.”
doi.org